: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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