Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
false alarm. still invincible.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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