i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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