So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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