LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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