Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
