there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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