Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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