Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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