DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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