your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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