Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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