dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
no you cant smoke seaweed
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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