I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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