Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
