She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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