After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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