Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
