I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
someone owes me an orgasm
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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