can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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