She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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