He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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