just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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