nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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