am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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