i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How does one acquire holy water?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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