tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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