Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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