Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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