I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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