i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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