It's Friday. Sex?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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