Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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