Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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