after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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