I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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