Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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