I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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