whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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