btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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