we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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