Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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