shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Just invented taco cereal.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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