Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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