No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
