Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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