If i come over, it means nothing
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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