He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
honey bunches of taint.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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