my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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