You can't special order awesome
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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