She's JV to your varsity
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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