I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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