some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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