You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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