these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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