As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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