5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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